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Now correct me if I'm wrong here - the laws there might have changed but somehow I doubt it. When I visited Germany (Kiel to be specific) back in 1989, there was a nice little 'red light' district right in the middle of town where bordellos were located. The girls there waited outside their rooms, o...

An Open Letter to Burger King, and the Franchisor who owns the (several) in my home town: Ok Kingy, You and I have an issue. It involves one of your minimum wage flunkies. Tonight I did my usual 'in a hurry to work' thing and bought lunch at one of your establishments. Two buck doubles and a value f...

Egg - try checking Abandonia.com. Lots of old, moldy games listed out there and one might ring a bell for you.

Spamming Eggman is perfectly acceptable. The statement should read "DON'T SPAM US EGGMAN OR WE KEEL YOU!"

Hell, I'd vote Tory if it'd solve some of the political bullshit here in the US, not to mention "King of the US and Overlord of the Western World" has a nice ring to it..

**climbs back onto his soapbox yet again** This morning's front page headline of the Podunk Newspaper said it all. "9/11 Celebrations marred with Protests." [RANT] Well WTF did you expect, media people? With this giant scandal you've created over the preacherman, OF COURSE they're going to be burnin...

This subject may be a bit touchy to y'all since I'm sure there's a Muslim or two out there reading these posts. ERGO, before I make the actual rant, please be advised that I don't condone anything which is offensive to any religion, and it is not my intent to be offensive here. That having been said...

Late to the game as usual I are. Blame it on the bar - they've got good Scrumpy in there.

Trash talk eh? Eggman, I vote we give 'er a SlapMeSilly permission - bet she could slam down the best of us with ease.

These two come straight from the Podunk News - but I'll not quote them directly here since this is just too damned funny to let them spoil it with seriousness... K2 , the synthetic cannabanoid, is now outlawed in Podunk. This really isn't that funny because any time a government undertakes to tell u...

So today I was watching that goddamned idiot box (hereafter referred to as TV) and a commercial for a well-known brand of toilet paper came on. I was awed by the depths of depravity to which American advertising has sunk, and considered the history of toilet paper advertising in my own lifetime. Now...

So after getting robbed at gunpoint the 24th of April, and all the other miscellaneous bullshit I've had to put up with including giving up my cushy m-f 3-11 schedule to the new hire and taking graveyards, my boss drops another little bombshell on me. Tonight he calls me, about 10 mins after my shif...

Yep, something new happened - well, not necessarily new, but new to my aimless meanderings, so it's time for yet another chapter in TALES from the No-Tell Motel! Dawn broke beautifully cool this morning as I ended yet another dreary night shift filled with facebook gaming and extra blanket and towel...

Politicians are like diapers

Yep, already pre-dirtied ones. Why do we keep dressing our nation up in them?

Hrm. The weed party. If the US had such a candidate I'd probably back them not only with my vote but with financial contributions as well.

Amazingly enough Asp, Stephen Colbert did a bit on the debates comparing them to the US Presidential debates. A good laugh was had by all since the snippet we saw was over one of the more trivial things they were discussing (the price of train fare). I wish that both here and other 'democratic' nati...

have put me with that woman...

I mean really guys. C'mon. "Pardon me, sir, but your mic is still on..."

Any hope of that guy ever EVER getting ANY political position in the UK, let alone number 10 Downing?