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by |3lack|ce
Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:51 am
Forum: News Room
Topic: Canada prostitution laws pulverised: politicians apoplectic
Replies: 5
Views: 3899

Re: Canada prostitution laws pulverised: politicians apoplectic

Now correct me if I'm wrong here - the laws there might have changed but somehow I doubt it. When I visited Germany (Kiel to be specific) back in 1989, there was a nice little 'red light' district right in the middle of town where bordellos were located. The girls there waited outside their rooms, o...
by |3lack|ce
Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:15 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: Have it WHO's way?!?
Replies: 1
Views: 2179

Have it WHO's way?!?

An Open Letter to Burger King, and the Franchisor who owns the (several) in my home town: Ok Kingy, You and I have an issue. It involves one of your minimum wage flunkies. Tonight I did my usual 'in a hurry to work' thing and bought lunch at one of your establishments. Two buck doubles and a value f...
by |3lack|ce
Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:10 pm
Forum: Games and Arcade Room
Topic: Unknown War Game
Replies: 2
Views: 5476

Re: Unknown War Game

Egg - try checking Abandonia.com. Lots of old, moldy games listed out there and one might ring a bell for you.
by |3lack|ce
Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:40 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: Sup.
Replies: 10
Views: 7773

Re: Sup.

Spamming Eggman is perfectly acceptable. The statement should read "DON'T SPAM US EGGMAN OR WE KEEL YOU!"
by |3lack|ce
Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:35 pm
Forum: Political Intrigue
Topic: IT Contractors vote Tory!
Replies: 1
Views: 4546

Re: IT Contractors vote Tory!

Hell, I'd vote Tory if it'd solve some of the political bullshit here in the US, not to mention "King of the US and Overlord of the Western World" has a nice ring to it..
by |3lack|ce
Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:34 pm
Forum: Political Intrigue
Topic: Another idiotic political move -
Replies: 4
Views: 6623

Re: Another idiotic political move -

**climbs back onto his soapbox yet again** This morning's front page headline of the Podunk Newspaper said it all. "9/11 Celebrations marred with Protests." [RANT] Well WTF did you expect, media people? With this giant scandal you've created over the preacherman, OF COURSE they're going to be burnin...
by |3lack|ce
Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:28 am
Forum: Political Intrigue
Topic: Another idiotic political move -
Replies: 4
Views: 6623

Another idiotic political move -

This subject may be a bit touchy to y'all since I'm sure there's a Muslim or two out there reading these posts. ERGO, before I make the actual rant, please be advised that I don't condone anything which is offensive to any religion, and it is not my intent to be offensive here. That having been said...
by |3lack|ce
Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:13 am
Forum: Introduction Room
Topic: Greetings 8)
Replies: 16
Views: 8765

Re: Greetings 8)

Late to the game as usual I are. Blame it on the bar - they've got good Scrumpy in there.

Trash talk eh? Eggman, I vote we give 'er a SlapMeSilly permission - bet she could slam down the best of us with ease.
by |3lack|ce
Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:28 pm
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: More Forays into the Bizarre
Replies: 4
Views: 3887

More Forays into the Bizarre

These two come straight from the Podunk News - but I'll not quote them directly here since this is just too damned funny to let them spoil it with seriousness... K2 , the synthetic cannabanoid, is now outlawed in Podunk. This really isn't that funny because any time a government undertakes to tell u...
by |3lack|ce
Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:10 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: A brief Foray into the Bizarre
Replies: 2
Views: 2580

A brief Foray into the Bizarre

So today I was watching that goddamned idiot box (hereafter referred to as TV) and a commercial for a well-known brand of toilet paper came on. I was awed by the depths of depravity to which American advertising has sunk, and considered the history of toilet paper advertising in my own lifetime. Now...
by |3lack|ce
Wed May 26, 2010 9:20 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: Hmmm. Maybe it's time for a raise...
Replies: 2
Views: 2538

Hmmm. Maybe it's time for a raise...

So after getting robbed at gunpoint the 24th of April, and all the other miscellaneous bullshit I've had to put up with including giving up my cushy m-f 3-11 schedule to the new hire and taking graveyards, my boss drops another little bombshell on me. Tonight he calls me, about 10 mins after my shif...
by |3lack|ce
Thu May 20, 2010 5:07 am
Forum: TAZ Bar & Grill
Topic: Yet a NEW chapter in - Tales!
Replies: 0
Views: 1894

Yet a NEW chapter in - Tales!

Yep, something new happened - well, not necessarily new, but new to my aimless meanderings, so it's time for yet another chapter in TALES from the No-Tell Motel! Dawn broke beautifully cool this morning as I ended yet another dreary night shift filled with facebook gaming and extra blanket and towel...
by |3lack|ce
Sat May 01, 2010 4:58 am
Forum: Political Intrigue
Topic: You should never
Replies: 11
Views: 13767

Re: You should never

Politicians are like diapers
Yep, already pre-dirtied ones. Why do we keep dressing our nation up in them?

Hrm. The weed party. If the US had such a candidate I'd probably back them not only with my vote but with financial contributions as well.
by |3lack|ce
Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:19 am
Forum: Political Intrigue
Topic: You should never
Replies: 11
Views: 13767

Re: You should never

Amazingly enough Asp, Stephen Colbert did a bit on the debates comparing them to the US Presidential debates. A good laugh was had by all since the snippet we saw was over one of the more trivial things they were discussing (the price of train fare). I wish that both here and other 'democratic' nati...
by |3lack|ce
Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:09 am
Forum: Political Intrigue
Topic: You should never
Replies: 11
Views: 13767

You should never

have put me with that woman...

I mean really guys. C'mon. "Pardon me, sir, but your mic is still on..."

Any hope of that guy ever EVER getting ANY political position in the UK, let alone number 10 Downing?