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Merry Christmas everyone, busy working back shifts this week, saving myself for the weekend...

So far so good, no one has cottoned onto our plant Ted Cruz (Alberta boy) as the future of America and once in power he will name the US of A the 11th Province of Canada...wooohooo All kidding aside, please please do not send that wacko back to Canada, I love the level of ineptitude displayed by the...

The last post in this group was Sept 2012, wtf...? This planet is going to implode, I wish instead of going into Iraq and Afghanistan we went into Iran and North Korea..why does history always bite us in the ass? If Patton had of had his way, Moscow would have been conquered by German and American t...

Did anyone else watch Looper? I got a headache trying to follow the concept. Also 7 Monkeys screwed me up, can never wrap my head around time travel. The concept of meeting oneself in the future or past is weird.. which is why they need to get Star Trek back on track....

Earl from Texas...PMSL......of all the names to use...next will be the Cable Guy...

Well, I have a full bottle of Crown Royal under the tree (gift from daughter unit), so may open early, and beat the cut off or "last call"...

Right back at ya Aspman...I'm fighting through a bout of the sore throat and head cold shite as well...but Crown Royal is making it seem painless...

rapier57 wrote:Uh, Dave's not here.

For those who didn't get it....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oUfqJx-v0w

simmetrichnyi wrote:Nice panorama view on Mars

http://www.panoramas.dk/mars/greeley-haven.html

Typical, ATV users left a donut on the surface...

I was standing in a bar in town yesterday and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking beer. I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?" He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat............ is it coz I Chinee"? "No"...

I have 5 different channels I can view them on... sometimes the same sport is on 4 of them, but they do try to mix them up, slightly slanted towards Canadian viewers of course....

Rounding up your mates...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y07at1bU89Q

By the time you get to the end - believe me... you WILL understand!!! The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a Hotel guest & room-service in China ... Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service." Room Service: " Rye , Roon sirbees...mor...

Two Welsh Girls in a Pub I was in a pub on Saturday night. I had a few... I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!" So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, ar...

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have ...