Theory of evolution according to Scott Adams (Dilbert author):
First, there were some amoebas. Deviant amoebas adapted better to the environment, thus becoming monkeys. Then came Total Quality Management.
"...we continue to clamour for those very qualities we are rendering impossible. You can hardly open a periodical without coming across the statement that what our civilization needs is more 'drive' or 'dynamism' or self-sacrifice, or creativity. In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst". - from C.S.Lewis's "The Abolition of Man"
"You can tell whether people are clever by their answers. You can tell whether people are wise by their questions."
--Naguib Mahfouz, 1988 Nobel Prize for Literature
Ah the Internet: Where men are men, Women are men, and children are FBI agents
"My doctor took one look at my blood type and informed me I was a typo. I'm not sure how I feel about that." (paraphrased)
"Some people are link slinkys. They're not good for much, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
Only amateurs attack machines; professionals target people. Bruce Schneier