Solve the Murder Mystery!

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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

Post: # 129539Post Aspman
Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:24 pm

The victim was a politician.

1000's of witnesses were happy to see the f^ck die.


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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

Post: # 129540Post THE Doctor
Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:05 pm

Victim: Bill Gates
Weapon: SSF PC CAse loaded with Win Vista
Usage: He was asked to bend over, and a frustrated user made it fit.. he died as a result that Balmers head got in the way and exploded..
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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

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Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:24 am

Asp: No.

TheDoctor: No.
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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

Post: # 129543Post Opus
Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:14 am

was it a sporting event?
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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

Post: # 129553Post SirDice
Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:20 pm

Is one of the witnesses also the murderer?
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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

Post: # 129555Post dinowuff
Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:16 pm

Was the murdered entity a human being?
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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

Post: # 129559Post Aspman
Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:48 pm

dinowuff wrote:Was the murdered entity a human being?
Bullfight?
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Post: # 129561Post dinowuff
Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:56 pm

Aspman wrote:
dinowuff wrote:Was the murdered entity a human being?
Bullfight?
That's what I was thinking or an old roman coliseum feeding Christians to the lions thing
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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

Post: # 129564Post |3lack|ce
Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:41 pm

Wow. some great guesses - too bad they're wrong.

Opus: No.
SirDice: Yes, the murderer watched the victim die.
Dino: Yep, the victim was human.
Asp: Nope, not a bullfight.

Today's Bonus Hint (don't expect these every day): The murder did not take place in ancient roman times, but if such an event, and murder weapon existed back then it could have.
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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

Post: # 129568Post keezel
Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:35 pm

Was the cause of death some sort of blunt force trauma?
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Post: # 129571Post cemetric
Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:26 am

I doubt someone is going to find this ... But I could be mistaking ... They might all cheat like me :mrgreen:
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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

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Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:20 am

keezel: Please be more specific with that question. The answer is a yes, and yet it's also a resounding no depending on what kind of blunt force trauma you're talking about.

Incidentally, today I googled 'murder committed thousands people accident' - we were number 4 on the list...sorry guys, but none of those are correct either that I saw.
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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

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Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:58 pm

Was the victim driving a race car?
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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

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Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:44 pm

Prompt service today! I'm on the morning shift.

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Re: Solve the Murder Mystery!

Post: # 129592Post SirDice
Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:40 pm

Was the murderer actively involved in murdering the victim? (Did he do something that got the victim killed?)
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