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Postby Egaladeist » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:15 pm

I'm game for it.. Just send over that girl to interview me


She's 436lbs, sweats like a horse, ear hair, nose hair that you can comb, farts like a donkey in mid-summer, wear's thongs that you can't see

but has a great personality...on any day not ending with a ' y ' :D
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Postby SirDice » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:51 pm

Sounds like my kind of girl....

Feck it.. I'm desperate.. Send her over
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Postby Aspman » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:51 pm

Eg's a chubby chaser!
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Postby Harbinger » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:49 pm

Aspman wrote:Eg's a chubby chaser!


Double entendre! Ha! Ha!
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Postby rapier57 » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:15 am

Posing questions. Actually, Eg, the best interview questions aren't. Make statements. Leave the response to the interviewee. You end up with much better material that way.

For example you are interviewing the prancing pirate.

Eg: hello, JK!
JK: Hello?
Eg: I understand you left something behind at Microsoft when you were in the US recently.
JK: I didn't do it! It was the other guy. I just happened to be standing there and he came by and dropped this load of ...

well, you get the picture.
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Mal: I'm standing right here.
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Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here.


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Postby Egaladeist » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:25 am

Eg's a chubby chaser!


Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back)

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Postby Talen » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:25 am

If Dino sits for an interview I will. 8)
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Postby Ally » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:08 pm

I'll be in it - although I'm already famous ...... 8) You're not going to ask all computer related questions are you ? It would be a very short interview if you did :lol:

Eg: Hi Ally, thanks for taking part in the TAZ question thingy.

Ally: You're welcome Eg :D

Eg: What size HDD do you have Ally

Ally: :shock: Can I get back to you on that question Eg :sad:
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Postby THE Doctor » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:16 pm

hmm eg isnt that tech..

now if some one like dino or mav were to question

..they may not question... they may just port scan and probe what they find
.. The trouble with life is there's no background music..

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Postby llama love » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:24 pm

port scan? Thats one hell of a geeky interview :?
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Postby Talen » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:24 pm

I like the idea of the probing part though... :shock:
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Postby Maverick » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:29 pm

I try to port scan every weekend.. :mrgreen:



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Postby Egaladeist » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:34 pm

Maverick wrote:I try to pork tan every weekend... :mrgreen:



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Postby Maverick » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:39 pm

^ is getting better at pwnage.. ;)
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Postby dinowuff » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:41 pm

all the ports I'm allowed to scan have been blocked lately :sad:
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