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Postby Egaladeist » Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:01 pm

a kind of humorous verse of five lines, in which the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines, which are shorter, form a rhymed couplet.


There once was a man named Dino
who really had a crush on Janet Reno
but in the affair
he lost all his hair
and hired a hitman named Gino
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Postby Harry » Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:16 pm

I think lately Eg is very bored
Probably because he is as old as henry ford
but soon he'll be senile
with a condition described only as penile
and by members of the TAZ, he'll be ignored
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Postby Egaladeist » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:00 pm

Along came a girl named Ally
Who had a Basin she tried to Rally
and to our surprise
she gave us a rise
what a wonderful Gally
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Postby Shippwreck » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:01 pm

There once was a guy named |3lack|ce
Who really enjoyed rolling dice
One day he got greedy
And stole from the needy
And wound up with his balls in a vice!



I wanted to do one for Nokia... you know like you do one for the person above... but i'll be damned if i can think of a rhyme for Nokia!
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Postby Aspman » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:16 pm

There was a young chap named Nokia
Who drove at high speed in his Fabia
He went to the doc
Said "Please remove this c0ck"
And wound up with no nuts but some labia.
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Postby Harry » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:24 pm

^ Rubbish!!! :D


I know a guy named asp
there was an issue he could quite grasp
He loved to suck White n Wooly Sunday lunch on legs
until he got a face full of their *bleep*
So now he goes bareback up their ass
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Postby cgkanchi » Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:14 pm

There was once a guy named dino
Who was really quite fond of his wino
Until one fine day
He drank 10 bottles away
And woke up in bed with a fat latino

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Postby Harry » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:07 pm

There's this bloke most of us know as Mav
16 holidays per month he does hav'
When he's around we hide our beer
Nothin' to do with him being a queer
It's just he's known as a bit of a scav'
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Postby dinowuff » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:17 pm

A pretty lady Morgan may be
Two daughters no longer so wee
Though a loving mother
The computer do not bugger
Else a true bitch admin you will see
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Postby Egaladeist » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:45 pm

We know a boy called JK
who everyone jokes is gay
but truth be told
he likes to be sold
to the John who calls himself Ray
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Postby Egaladeist » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:03 am

There once was a girl named Alleycat
and in her favorite TAZBar she sat
she purred like a kitten
she liked to be bitten
and would roll on her back for a pat.
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Postby Timaxe » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:27 am

There once was a chap named Eg,
who walked around on a peg,
he thought it was slick,
but a dog thought it was a stick,
and that was the last of his leg!
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Postby Aspman » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:35 am

There was a young buck called Timaxe
He refused to pay all his tax
He got a note through the mail
They were sending him to jail
Where Bubba bummed poor Tim to the max
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Postby Harry » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:35 am

There once was a girl named Mrs Le Fay
Whom everyone was patiently queuing up to lay
Dino went 1st, he was a brave chap
as he came away with a dose of the clap
After that everyone else ran away.
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Postby Panama Red » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:50 pm

Oh Nokia is sooooo in the shit
When MiLF comes back he’s going to get hit
If I were you I would beg for clemency
Cause you know, it’s going to get messy
At least we can say you did your bit..
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