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Post: # 90990Post Harry
Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:59 pm

He's Dalek the navy man
When women came near him he ran
Except for the one name MiLF
With her he was pure filth
Until he found out she was a man


Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system..

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Post: # 90992Post dinowuff
Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:06 pm

Nokia a bastard he's not
Wireless tut's he writes are hot
But upon her return
Nokias ass will burn
And we'll have to bury him in the back lot
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Post: # 91008Post Panama Red
Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:53 pm

Here is a story
About Nokia in his glory
Shall I begin it
There’s nothing in it
And so Nokia became Rory


(feck I hate poetry.... :evil: )
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Post: # 91012Post Harry
Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:06 pm

Dinowuff is an average kind of yank
Y'know the usual kind, think as a plank
Last night he ballsed up a program he wrote in C
Proved beyond all doubt, he's just an IT wannabee
Dinowuff.....married to Hank
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Post: # 91013Post Harry
Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:12 pm

There's this guy name Dalek, real name Jim,
Most around here think he is lying, his real name is Kim
He was in the navy, worked on a submarine
People got suspicious, he hung around the latrine
He meant no harm, he was just looking the odd bloke to rim
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Post: # 91014Post Aspman
Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:15 pm

When Dalek was young he lived on a sub
There wasn't no shower, there wasn't no pub
The women were banned
So sailors took it in hand
And wore their poor peckers to a stub.
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)

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Post: # 91020Post dinowuff
Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:33 pm

Nokia's no poet
Everyone here knows it
Maybe he's just high on weed
But his post in this thread
Are making my eyes bleed

Perhaps we should move this
To a new thread in S-M-S
Like a dog with no bark
Eating his own mess
Still living in mum's basement - Mark?
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Post: # 91022Post Panama Red
Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:41 pm

When Asp was a young man
He would hang out in his van
Until one day, being aloof
He was accosted by a poof
To this day Asp must carry a jerrycan
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Post: # 91023Post Aspman
Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:59 pm

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"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)

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Post: # 92352Post Ally
Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:43 am

There was a man named asp
Whose pecker I tried to grasp
The thing was so small
A detective I had to call
But it was all to no avail
Scientia potentia est - Knowledge is Power

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Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:30 pm

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Post: # 92366Post Aspman
Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:58 pm

Our Ally is a lady of the night
Her talents bring her clients great delight
If you can afford a fetish
You can try her chocolate starfish
Though your bell-end will now smell of Auzzy sh1te
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
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Post: # 92531Post Ally
Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:43 pm

I once owned a White n Wooly Sunday lunch on legs called aspman
Who fancied another White n Wooly Sunday lunch on legs named stan
The two of them got a pumping
and before I stopped the humping
They'd f*cked themselves into a jumper
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Post: # 92541Post cgkanchi
Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:19 pm

There was once a guy called asp
Who got himself stung by a wasp
The doctor said "Hey!"
That wasp was gay
And was just looking for a queer to clasp
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Post: # 92544Post Aspman
Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:40 pm

Kanchi is a scientist
He finds it hard he's mostly pissed
His lab coat now green
From chemicals obscene
He melted his legs which he missed
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- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)

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