North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8

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North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8

Postby DaFoxx » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:19 pm

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/b ... ows-8.html

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”

In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test has been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.


W95 ffs
and working with MS support whilst apparently leaning towards war with the USA
just too funny
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Re: North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8

Postby Egaladeist » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:30 pm

:rolf6: I can just imagine the conversation between the pentagon and the windows 8 support group talking to the koreans :D
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Re: North Korean Missile Test Delayed by Windows 8

Postby Aspman » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:28 pm

They keep getting noodle sauce on the touch screens.
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