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WHO would invent THIS - even if it IS amazing :o)

Post: #144031Post DaFoxx
Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:56 pm

What is a Whizometer?
The Whizometer is a revolutionary product that, placed in any standard urinal, accurately measures the speed of urine in Miles Per Hour. Thereby, answering the question,

How Fast Ya' Goin'?

Who needs a Whizometer?
The Whizometer adds an element of competition and entertainment in the, typically mundane, act of "whizzing". Bars, restaurants, Sporting arena, rest stops, university dormitories.... and any facility equipped with a standard urinal, can benefit from this product:

· Improve the cleanliness of your restroom

· Create a buzz

· Entertain your customers

Beware of Geeks bearing GIF's :shock:

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Post: #144081Post Aspman
Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:49 pm

Call it a Urine flow rate monitor and sell it for 20x more to the NHS
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)

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