WHO would invent THIS - even if it IS amazing :o)

When you have general news to share - put it HERE (If it's tech related please put in the tech news zone)

WHO would invent THIS - even if it IS amazing :o)

Postby DaFoxx » Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:56 pm

http://dirtyjim.net/index_files/Page362.htm

What is a Whizometer?
The Whizometer is a revolutionary product that, placed in any standard urinal, accurately measures the speed of urine in Miles Per Hour. Thereby, answering the question,

How Fast Ya' Goin'?



Who needs a Whizometer?
The Whizometer adds an element of competition and entertainment in the, typically mundane, act of "whizzing". Bars, restaurants, Sporting arena, rest stops, university dormitories.... and any facility equipped with a standard urinal, can benefit from this product:

· Improve the cleanliness of your restroom

· Create a buzz

· Entertain your customers

Beware of Geeks bearing GIF's :mrgreen:
User avatar
DaFoxx
DaBOSS
 
Posts: 8479
Joined: Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:20 am
Location: 3rd Rock from the Sun

Re: WHO would invent THIS - even if it IS amazing :o)

Postby Aspman » Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:49 pm

Call it a Urine flow rate monitor and sell it for 20x more to the NHS
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)
User avatar
Aspman
Frustrated Mad Scientist
 
Posts: 8872
Joined: Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:07 am
Location: Scotland


Return to News Room

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 2 guests

cron