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Post: # 65384Post Egaladeist
Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:04 pm

Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident

A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill.

The Adelaide Advertiser reports that the accident is not thought to have had life-threatening consequences, but that there was a degree of uncontrollable bleeding involved.

The thirty-year-old man was taken to the Royal Adelaide Hospital.

A spokesman for Parafield Gardens Saw Mill said: 'He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws.'

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.ht ... to=newsnow
Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident | Metro.co.uk

this guy must be related to the roofer :D



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Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:15 pm

I think my balls just ran and hid after hearing this story.

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Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:53 pm

Agreed with ^ ... I'm going to hide now.

That's kinda like the woman who wanted to have sex so bad, she used a frozen foot long hotdog and it got frozen to the walls. And this was in public too! Imagine the EMS units showing up!
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:14 pm

Just the thought causes pain and anguish. I'm not even going to read the story.
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:06 pm

Just like those bludy South OZ wood workers.. sticking things where they don't belong... But then he was probably from the sunshine state and was using it as a barge Pole
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:06 pm

< thinks Eg is a sick twisted emancipated lesbian.. Too many penile mutilation stories :shock:
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Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:10 pm

thinks ^ is in the wrong thread :P

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Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:24 am

Yikes! My balls just retracted and hid in my abdomen...

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Likewise! Just the thought gives me the butterflies :shock:
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:15 am

I usually get butterflies from pretty ladies, not from stories like this ;)
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How the hell do you get that caught in a saw mill... wonder if its a russian roulette type game... but Aussie style!
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:13 am

Shippwreck wrote:How the hell do you get that caught in a saw mill... wonder if its a russian roulette type game... but Aussie style!
Hmm.. There's some nice sucking action going on in this machine... Let's see.. The White n Wooly Sunday lunch on legs has her period so...

Doh.. Why am I actually imagining this?!?! :shock:
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:20 am

SirDice wrote:I usually get butterflies from pretty ladies, not from stories like this ;)
Are you implying that you're scared of pretty ladies? ;)

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Post: # 65917Post SirDice
Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:07 am

J_K9 wrote:
SirDice wrote:I usually get butterflies from pretty ladies, not from stories like this ;)
Are you implying that you're scared of pretty ladies? ;)
Hell, yeah... They've got some sort of power over me that makes me turn into a rambling idiot :shock:
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