The place to kick back, relax, post general bullshit, and grill a few on the BBQ. Whatever doesn't fit into another forum would go here. We periodically go through and move posts to the correct forum, but we do charge a case of Beer every time we have to.
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dinowuff
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dinowuff
Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:00 pm
Morganlefay wrote:WOW
I cant compete with 20 year old milfs...you guys dont want to see my saggy tits...I dont even wanna look at them..
I am almost 50 ffs
MLF
You obviously haven't figured men out yet. To quote a wise man. "Once a man sees a pair of tits, he wants to see them ALL"
Beer and something named (Age not important as long as it's legal). Pretty much sums up the male psyche.

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Vorlin
Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:33 am
MLF...you have what those 20 year old milfs (if they really are, that's up to the beholder) don't have...experience. To quote Jeff Dunham in one of his Walter shows - "72 virgins? Why not just give me slutty broads who know what they're doing?".
As far as the almost 50 remark, who cares? You've definitely been around the block a few times, we all know this

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rapier57
Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:00 pm
Yeah, MLF, I'm almost 60, so you look like a spring chicken to me! Bring it on!
Rapier57.
Jayne: Testing. Testing. Captain, can you hear me?
Mal: I'm standing right here.
Jayne: You're coming through good and loud.
Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here.
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Vorlin
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Vorlin
Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:27 pm
^ I lol'ed!
Who knows, maybe MLF or Ally want some of that young buck stamina, hah! After all I'm only 33...
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|3lack|ce
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|3lack|ce
Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:05 am
(does his best Shatner)
Must.....Continue.......Postwhoring!

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Morganlefay
Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:16 pm
what are we talking about??
MLF
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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dinowuff
Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:52 pm
Morganlefay wrote:what are we talking about??
MLF
I think we were talking about your radiant beauty

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Morganlefay
Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:24 pm
Flattery will get you everywhere
Hey...playing wiff Windows 7...........I like it!!!
cept having an issue wiff USB......
BTW...Toshiba tech support sucks...just so you know
MLF
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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Aspman
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Aspman
Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:19 pm
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)
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Opus
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Opus
Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:25 pm
I heard that one when it originated years ago, on the John boy and Billy show, it's Robert D. Raiford
http://www.thebigshow.com/aa_the_crew/robert.php
There are two rules for success in life:
Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.
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|3lack|ce
Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:49 pm
Ah yes, Robert D. Raiford, the ultimate curmudgeon's curmudgeon. I live to his example.
WHO DAT???
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dinowuff
Tue May 04, 2010 8:50 pm
WHO DAT, WHO SAY "WHO DAT"?

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Morganlefay
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Morgan
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MLF
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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DaFoxx
Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:28 am
have just read through this thread, and I have NO feckin idea what we is on, but they should bottle it up and sell it

Beware of Geeks bearing GIF's

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rapier57
Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:51 am
I've been trying to bottle it. Kinda hard. Still trying to distill it.
Rapier57.
Jayne: Testing. Testing. Captain, can you hear me?
Mal: I'm standing right here.
Jayne: You're coming through good and loud.
Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here.
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