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More Forays into the Bizarre

Postby |3lack|ce » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:28 pm

These two come straight from the Podunk News - but I'll not quote them directly here since this is just too damned funny to let them spoil it with seriousness...

K2, the synthetic cannabanoid, is now outlawed in Podunk. This really isn't that funny because any time a government undertakes to tell us what is and is not 'good for us' it is severely overstepping its bounds. However, even in such a tragedy, there is humor - read on -

It was in the Podunk city council meeting yesterday when the young Podunk lady testified before the council that she'd observed a person who was 'obviously whacked out on K2' dive through a plate glass window (yes, DIVE, not DRIVE), then climb a chain link fence and come after her while bleeding profusely. Jeez lady, sounds like something I'd do when I was piss-drunk and mad at you, but hey, alcohol is legal now ain't it? *sigh*

Item 2 is funnier, which is why I saved it for last. If you've muddled through this far, enjoy the giggle.

Podunk County is having its very first ever Internet Harassment Trial!

Yup, that's right, we even have teh interwebs here in Podunk - and "internet harassment" is a third degree felony, right up there with the child molesters. Our accused harasser faces up to 20 years in prison plus exorbitant fines, not to mention a pending civil suit from the harassee.

But that ain't what makes it funny....

What made it funny is - this young lady (older teen, early 20's perhaps) took photos of her OWN genitalia and posted them up on Craigslist, right next to ANOTHER lady's FULL NAME, email, and PHONE NUMBER.

The poor victim was inundated by phone calls and emails containing lewd pictures from countless horny males.

I wonder what the victim's hubby (if she has one) thought when all hell started breaking loose at her house eh?

Cheers, enjoy the laughs, and wish me luck on a private matter today!
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[edit]Oh yeah! I nearly forgot to tell you about the nearby town of Carthage, which had a murder several years back that they're making a movie about now. Jack Black will star in the dark comedy. Welcome to the soap opera that is East Texas...welcome hell, y'all have been enjoying it for years now![/edit]
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Re: More Forays into the Bizarre

Postby Egaladeist » Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:28 am

Very funny Ice :mrgreen: Never get tired of reading your stories.
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Re: More Forays into the Bizarre

Postby keezel » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:50 pm

A buddy of mine used to pull similar pranks when he was in college. He would put up an ad in Craigslist or something similar indicating homosexual interest, with his buddy's name and phone number. Hilarity ensued.
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Re: More Forays into the Bizarre

Postby keezel » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:34 am

LMAO. How the hell did you find that? That is epic.
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