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Postby Aspman » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:11 am

No post on this thread can have any obvious connection to the ones before it. No quoting of other posts; no responding directly to others, no conversations. This is a thread of completely disconnected blurts.
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:12 am

Example 1 -

HELP RACCOONS TOOK MY PENIS
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:12 am

Example 2 -

Somebody painted my left shoe with creosote
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Re: BLURT

Postby Opus » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:46 pm

Do you walk to school or bring your lunch?
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Re: BLURT

Postby Maverick » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:13 pm

As the aliens probed my body, a leaf quietly fell in the forest.
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Re: BLURT

Postby Egaladeist » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:54 pm

Zombies love cranberry juice
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:07 pm

Jammy Wagon Wheels are fikkin great
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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:23 pm

I don't wanna pickle.
Just wanna ride my motorcycle.
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Re: BLURT

Postby dinowuff » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:32 pm

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Re: BLURT

Postby cgkanchi » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:26 am

Pizza rocks!
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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:10 am

Chaos Theory and Climate Theory.
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:19 am

"Fo shizzle" said the Queen
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Re: BLURT

Postby cgkanchi » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:46 am

I want to have Nathan Fillion's babies. (no, not really) :P
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Re: BLURT

Postby Egaladeist » Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:43 pm

Secret Society of Bo-weevil Accountants
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Re: BLURT

Postby Maverick » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:14 pm

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I drink Miller Lite..
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