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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:01 pm

How difficult can it be? Up, down, forward, reverse. I'll figure it out.
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:46 am

DON'T TOUCH THAT!
Touch this.
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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:11 pm

Han Fired First.
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Re: BLURT

Postby DaFoxx » Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:10 pm

when the pin is pulled........ mr grenade is NOT our friend
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Re: BLURT

Postby SirDice » Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:46 pm

Duck!
Oliver's Law:
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:06 am

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:16 am

No new posts.

You sirs, are spending too much time frotting your bacon
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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:53 pm

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me.

Brando
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:47 pm

Snow what snow?
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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:19 pm

So, Obama is sworn in on a Bible from Lincoln and a Bible from MLK. So, that is more than one Bible.

He swore on a stack of Bibles!!!!!

I'm probably not the first to make that connection.
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:36 pm

What if one of them was secretly replaced by an antibible by Islamist terrorists!

They would cancel out meaning that the POTUS just swore on live TV.
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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:21 am

Dang! Busy day. Hired a realtor.
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Re: BLURT

Postby DaFoxx » Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:22 pm

rapier57 wrote:Dang! Busy day. Hired a realtor.

transltion to euro squeak

feck me t'was a tad over worked, have had to employ the services of an estate agent :P
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:12 pm

Translation to Scots,

Ahm fair puggled, had ta pick up a deil in a swankie suit
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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:54 pm

(Guerrilla Warfare) is the tactic of last resort for those too weak to create regular armies. Likewise, terrorism is the tactic of last resort for those too weak to create guerrilla forces. -- Max Boot.
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