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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:12 pm

I don't believe there's a power in the 'Verse can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:35 pm

Mmmm chicken in a can

http://bios.weddingbee.com/pics/168729/ ... can880.gif

"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Someone fix this so I can post stupid pictures!! :angry1:
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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:11 pm

Someone fix my browser, it won't open Sheepherder's link!

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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:32 am

Overtake the frickin tractor you stupid old bint!
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Re: BLURT

Postby DaFoxx » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:14 pm

rapier57 wrote:Someone fix my browser, it won't open Sheepherder's link!

:cool3:

trust me, you don't want to see what he found
I always thought Fray Bentos was the worst you could get in a can
how wrong can you be :P
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Re: BLURT

Postby dinowuff » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:34 pm

***WARNING WARNING WARNING***
VIOLATION DECTECED! Taz Rule book: Volume 2, Book 17, Chapter 9, Paragraph(s) 6 through 10 and subsection(s) c,d,e,.
"No person can willingly or unwillingly violate any thread rules where the rule was initiated within the first post to the thread and the Original Poster goes by the Name "Aspman" or sub title Scientist or Mad Scientist."

And there's a bunch of other shit there too but not applicable to this Violation. Note the original rule set is below and meets the above condition.

Aspman wrote:No post on this thread can have any obvious connection to the ones before it. No quoting of other posts; no responding directly to others, no conversations. This is a thread of completely disconnected blurts.



Punishment is you must go to the park with 10 - 8 year old girls and play Justin Beaver (sic) mp3's for them for no more than 2 hours and no less than 1.9 hours.

So let it be written, so let it be done.
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Re: BLURT

Postby DaFoxx » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:54 pm

dinowuff wrote:***WARNING WARNING WARNING***
VIOLATION DECTECED! Taz Rule book: Volume 2, Book 17, Chapter 9, Paragraph(s) 6 through 10 and subsection(s) c,d,e,.
"No person can willingly or unwillingly violate any thread rules where the rule was initiated within the first post to the thread and the Original Poster goes by the Name "Aspman" or sub title Scientist or Mad Scientist."

And there's a bunch of other shit there too but not applicable to this Violation. Note the original rule set is below and meets the above condition.

Aspman wrote:No post on this thread can have any obvious connection to the ones before it. No quoting of other posts; no responding directly to others, no conversations. This is a thread of completely disconnected blurts.



Punishment is you must go to the park with 10 - 8 year old girls and play Justin Beaver (sic) mp3's for them for no more than 2 hours and no less than 1.9 hours.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

so, eight year olds eh
so be it
Justin Beebo will have to wait his turn
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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:07 pm

Break the rules! Break the rules!
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:53 am

I am Lord of all I survey.
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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:14 pm

Mal: "If anyone gets nosy, just...you know... shoot 'em. "

Zoe: "Shoot 'em?"

Mal: "Politely."
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:43 am

Bit of an 80s vibe going on right now
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Re: BLURT

Postby DaFoxx » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:51 pm

I've been offered a pay cut :shock:
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Re: BLURT

Postby rapier57 » Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:24 am

How many bodies do you see there? Careful, it is a trick question.
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Re: BLURT

Postby Aspman » Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:20 am

In your face Linux!
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Re: BLURT

Postby DaFoxx » Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:49 pm

figured out why sky is blue
its cos the clouds are feckin well stuffed to overflow with water :D
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