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Postby DaFoxx » Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:29 am

Creepy battery-operated TEDDY BEAR SEX TOY.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/26 ... to_heaven/
What do you buy the woman that has everything? Something else, we would advise, and certainly not the latest cuddly sex toy hoping to find a place in the hearts (and between the legs) of women everywhere.


possibly NSFW
but most definitely not a toy you want to get your kids in error ................................
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Re: oh dear lord

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Postby Egaladeist » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:49 pm

:rolf6: that's hilarious
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Re: oh dear lord

Postby DaFoxx » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:23 pm

and now one for the gentlemen :mrgreen:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/27 ... es_xrated/
NSFW From frightening-looking prototype to reality: Fleshlight has at last, er, released its iPad faux-rifice.
According to its blurb, the coyly named LaunchPAD offers a "whole new perspective on masturbation..."
"Annual tablet sales are now surpassing the number of PC sales with an estimated 70 million iPads being sold across the US in 2013 alone,” said Brian Shubin, COO of Interactive Life Forms, the firm responsible for unleashing this rubberised upon the world.
“The Fleshlight LaunchPAD is a great addition to the current Fleshlight owner’s experience.”
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Postby DaFoxx » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:26 pm

and another on
proving once and for all we really are a load of wankers :hysterical:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/03 ... _campaign/
NSFW The inventor of a "powerfully realistic electronic male pleasure machine" has hailed the “outpouring of support” for his robo-orifice after raising a whopping $250k down at Indiegogo.

With the backing of over 2,000 chaps, Brian Sloan has shot past his original $45,000 goal and is now poised to deliver worldwide relief via the Autoblow 2
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Re: oh dear lord

Postby Aspman » Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:22 pm

Now you know why everyone will be booking first class on the train and fighting for the power socket
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Re: oh dear lord

Postby Egaladeist » Wed Nov 05, 2014 6:08 am

:rolf6:
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