The MEANEST JOKE EVER

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The MEANEST JOKE EVER

Post: # 18144Post Striek
Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:52 pm

Ok, so my unemployed ass is sitting at home brushing up on its php when it gets a call from my mother.

(background: my mother survived breast cancer 3 years ago)

She had an appointment with her cancer doctor this morning. She calls me up, and puts on her best emo voice.

She then proceeds to tell me that the doctor told her the cancer is back and she has 6 months to live.

I instantly broke down and fell to the floor on my knees.

Yes. It was a joke. It was the MEANEST JOKE ANYBODY WILL EVER PLAY ON ANYBODY. Period. But I know we'll laugh about it soon enough.

My heart is still in my throat.


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Post: # 18146Post Maverick
Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:54 pm

Wow, that's just outright cold - AND it came from your own mother!

How long did she carry the joke on for?
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Post: # 18151Post J_K9
Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:12 pm

Aye. That is a very cruel joke... Funny, in a very sadistic way... But still cruel.


That must've shocked the life out of you. I hope you recover soon, Striek - maybe thinking of the fact that it was a joke will help calm you down...
Although what she did is just wrong :shock:


Your mother is quite the joker, eh? ;)

That is in very bad taste...
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Post: # 18155Post Striek
Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:23 pm

She only played it out for two or three minutes maybe.

But... I have a long time until April Fool's day to think of a better one. I'm thinking a wax doll and a horrific car accident...

And I'll do it two weeks before April Fool's as an "early present". She won't suspect a thing.
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Post: # 18157Post J_K9
Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:27 pm

Striek wrote:But... I have a long time until April Fool's day to think of a better one. I'm thinking a wax doll and a horrific car accident...

And I'll do it two weeks before April Fool's as an "early present". She won't suspect a thing.
LOL - like mother like son :P

I'd play another trick, as that one might be a bit too obvious (even if you could pull it off :P)
How about, 'mum, my wife/girlfriend/whatever is pregnant' ?

:mrgreen:

And then tell her it's all a load of bollocks :D
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Post: # 18164Post AcidTone
Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:03 pm

Man your mother really knows how to show you just how much she loves you.

This is the sickest type of joke possible..

Although i guess i have done some nasty jokes in the past.. :twisted:

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Post: # 18178Post Panama Red
Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:23 pm

That is so totally cruel, but we do love our mum's eh! :lol:

Maybe crimp the brakelines..... 8) jk
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Post: # 18202Post catch
Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:36 pm

Your mom sounds awesome, funny and a fighter... I'd hit it. ;)

cheers,

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Post: # 18204Post J_K9
Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:56 pm

catch wrote:Your mom sounds awesome, funny and a fighter... I'd hit it. ;)
:shock:

Swiftly moving on... :P
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Post: # 18269Post xierox
Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:56 am

catch wrote:I'd hit it. ;)
Hahahahahaha. :D
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Post: # 18363Post Relyt
Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:53 pm

Now that's some cold stuff you have going on, fun as can be, but that's over the edge.

Kinda reminds me of a guy at work I messed with. I had a picture of my parents and siblings on my desk and a coworker looks at them and said, "Boy I'd like to get to meet you sister!" Can I have her address, so on a piece of paper I wrote:

Forest Lawn
Riverside, CA

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She died in a plane wreck.

He turned as pale as a ghost and I thought he was going to cardiac on me because he didnt know what to say. I let it ride for about a week until she showed up to see me at work...lol

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Post: # 18651Post Johnno
Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:23 am

Relyt wrote:Now that's some cold stuff you have going on, fun as can be, but that's over the edge.

Kinda reminds me of a guy at work I messed with. I had a picture of my parents and siblings on my desk and a coworker looks at them and said, "Boy I'd like to get to meet you sister!" Can I have her address, so on a piece of paper I wrote:

Forest Lawn
Riverside, CA

Site 322B

She died in a plane wreck.

He turned as pale as a ghost and I thought he was going to cardiac on me because he didnt know what to say. I let it ride for about a week until she showed up to see me at work...lol

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Post: # 18673Post Relyt
Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:06 am

What's just a funny is my first wife only had one leg, her name was Peg.

:evil:

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Post: # 18769Post Johnno
Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:33 am

you aren't serious are you???

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