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Re: The Official Joke Thread

Postby DaFoxx » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:39 pm

Latest news from the Gulf is that Saudi Arabia does NOT like The Flintstones

however

Abu Dhabi DO

:mad: :rolf6: :galdancin: :hysterical: :shock:
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Re: The Official Joke Thread

Postby DaFoxx » Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:43 pm

just seen this, and now cannot unsee it :)

https://imgur.com/r/trashy/2fjMfTo
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Re: The Official Joke Thread

Postby DaFoxx » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:46 am

why does Snoop Dog have an umbrella ?

For the drizzle .......................
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Re: The Official Joke Thread

Postby DaFoxx » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:54 am

due to my lack of a sex life, I decided to arrange a threesome, and get back into it
there were a couple of no shows, but I had a great time :shock: :)
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Re: The Official Joke Thread

Postby DaFoxx » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:06 am

THIS is why I love Twitter at times :)
Steven Hawking died recently, and this appeared

GOD on twitter.jpg
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GOT to be the ultimate BURN :shock:
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Re: The Official Joke Thread

Postby DaFoxx » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:57 pm

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, “I am mute. I am not able to speak. May I play through, please?”

The first man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that, “No, he may not play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right.”

He whacked the ball onto the green and left to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the mute sternly looking at him, holding up 4 fingers!
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Re: The Official Joke Thread

Postby DaFoxx » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:03 pm

What did Cinderella do when she got to the Ball ?



Gagged :shock: :hysterical:
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Re: The Official Joke Thread

Postby DaFoxx » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:27 pm

When I die, I want to be buried in the middle of nowhere, in a spring loaded coffin, full of confetti ................ :shock:

Just so a future archaeologist shits themselves :hysterical:
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