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Re: The Official Joke Thread

PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:39 pm
by DaFoxx
Latest news from the Gulf is that Saudi Arabia does NOT like The Flintstones

however

Abu Dhabi DO

:mad: :rolf6: :galdancin: :hysterical: :shock:

Re: The Official Joke Thread

PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:43 pm
by DaFoxx
just seen this, and now cannot unsee it :)

https://imgur.com/r/trashy/2fjMfTo

Re: The Official Joke Thread

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:46 am
by DaFoxx
why does Snoop Dog have an umbrella ?

For the drizzle .......................

Re: The Official Joke Thread

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:54 am
by DaFoxx
due to my lack of a sex life, I decided to arrange a threesome, and get back into it
there were a couple of no shows, but I had a great time :shock: :)

Re: The Official Joke Thread

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:06 am
by DaFoxx
THIS is why I love Twitter at times :)
Steven Hawking died recently, and this appeared

GOD on twitter.jpg
GOD on twitter.jpg (60.17 KiB) Viewed 3575 times


GOT to be the ultimate BURN :shock:

Re: The Official Joke Thread

PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:57 pm
by DaFoxx
A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, “I am mute. I am not able to speak. May I play through, please?”

The first man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that, “No, he may not play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right.”

He whacked the ball onto the green and left to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the mute sternly looking at him, holding up 4 fingers!

Re: The Official Joke Thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:03 pm
by DaFoxx
What did Cinderella do when she got to the Ball ?



Gagged :shock: :hysterical:

Re: The Official Joke Thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:27 pm
by DaFoxx
When I die, I want to be buried in the middle of nowhere, in a spring loaded coffin, full of confetti ................ :shock:

Just so a future archaeologist shits themselves :hysterical: