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Re: The Official Joke Thread

Post: # 147382Post DaFoxx
Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:39 pm

Latest news from the Gulf is that Saudi Arabia does NOT like The Flintstones

however

Abu Dhabi DO

:mad: :rolf6: :galdancin: :hysterical: :shock:


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Post: # 147403Post DaFoxx
Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:43 pm

just seen this, and now cannot unsee it :)

https://imgur.com/r/trashy/2fjMfTo
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Post: # 147423Post DaFoxx
Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:46 am

why does Snoop Dog have an umbrella ?

For the drizzle .......................
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Post: # 147431Post DaFoxx
Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:54 am

due to my lack of a sex life, I decided to arrange a threesome, and get back into it
there were a couple of no shows, but I had a great time :shock: :)
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Post: # 147451Post DaFoxx
Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:06 am

THIS is why I love Twitter at times :)
Steven Hawking died recently, and this appeared
GOD on twitter.jpg
GOD on twitter.jpg (60.17 KiB) Viewed 7248 times
GOT to be the ultimate BURN :shock:
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Post: # 147461Post DaFoxx
Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:57 pm

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read, “I am mute. I am not able to speak. May I play through, please?”

The first man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that, “No, he may not play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right.”

He whacked the ball onto the green and left to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the mute sternly looking at him, holding up 4 fingers!
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Post: # 147463Post DaFoxx
Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:03 pm

What did Cinderella do when she got to the Ball ?



Gagged :shock: :hysterical:
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Post: # 147464Post DaFoxx
Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:27 pm

When I die, I want to be buried in the middle of nowhere, in a spring loaded coffin, full of confetti ................ :shock:

Just so a future archaeologist shits themselves :hysterical:
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