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Post: # 2698Post konijntje
Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:21 pm

I'm always seeing extremely funny things said by people here. Things where...if just extracted and layed out on a piece of paper would be hilarious. So, I've been thinking, we should have a thread, as a STICKY, to just post brief one - two liners by members. Sort of an on-going list of funny, ironic, or unlikely quotes.
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Post: # 2699Post konijntje
Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:22 pm

Chickens have a very low center of gravity... don't just assume they are like us...
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misjudging the capacity of the owls lungs, over inflates them so they explode causing the whole owl to inflate into a feathery ball.
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Post: # 2704Post catch
Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:54 pm

We seem to have it in for our feathered friends.

cheers,

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Post: # 2705Post konijntje
Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:57 pm

I pissed standing up my entire life. I can piss trough a straw without hitting the sides
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Post: # 2708Post Relyt
Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:01 pm

Don't kick a skunk in the butt!

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Post: # 2709Post Relyt
Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:03 pm

Interesting, I can edit this but not delete it.

:?
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Post: # 2792Post konijntje
Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:58 pm

I've never seen a chicken decapitated but judging from what others have said it doesn't sound unreasonable to imagine a headless chicken running around a small circular mud hut type of house.
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Post: # 3018Post konijntje
Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:16 pm

...because she put all her expectations on the cheese and she has absolutely no clue whats gonne happen now.
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Post: # 3019Post konijntje
Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:18 pm

I've got too many people worrying about me as it is. You'd think I hung out with a posse of Jewish mothers.
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Post: # 3020Post cemetric
Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:25 pm

Ermm...I like the smell of kaaskroketten.
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Post: # 3976Post Aspman
Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:50 am

At this point, once they are incapacitated you really have a choice, you can break their legs, but I think as a first warning pissing on them will suffice.
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Post: # 4000Post konijntje
Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:16 pm

you know what is a bitch to get clean? italian magratita tagiatella something pasta
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Post: # 5236Post Harry
Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:34 pm

Hello officer...tunnel, what tunnel?

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Post: # 9629Post Aspman
Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:36 pm

I mean granted its interesting in terms of technology, its an interesting development, but in terms of a product to make money, they'd be better off selling poo!
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Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:36 pm

cannot get my guy to sit in th ebase and shoot UP
he just wants to die :D
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