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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Postby Aspman » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:09 am

"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)
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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Postby SirDice » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:18 am

All three are brilliant :mrgreen:
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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Postby Morganlefay » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:47 pm

Yes Asp....I have seen some Black Adders many moons ago.

although I am not too fond of the push technology of television...or the adverts.....although I must admit when in the UK I loved watching your tele....

I much prefer the pull technology of the interweb and all its tubes...

Thanks for the links :kiss:

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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Postby Morganlefay » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:30 pm

Aspman at it again....

Classic :rolf6:

If the FSM had wanted humans to be vegetarian he wouldn't have make cows out of steak.


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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Postby dinowuff » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:33 pm

Morganlefay wrote:oohh

scripts and alcohol

that will do it :shock:

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Postby Harry » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:23 pm

^^ just seen that - thats fooking hilarious - going on my facebook status in a minute :)
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Postby dinowuff » Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:36 pm

Aspman wrote:Hey Rapier click on this www.goatse.cx
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Postby keezel » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:33 pm

the woman would have to have her tits firmly against the bulkhead or outer wall and something would have to hold her in place


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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Postby Morganlefay » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:09 pm

Mr Foxy's tips on pain killing

drinking a white Bordeaux, helped down with a heap of codiene / paracetamol and doclofenac [sp]
sore knee .................. I reckon you could chop the fecker OFF right now, and I'd only find out when I stood up


and then Mr Asp's reply

Christ Almighty Fox, you're turning into Gore.


Too funny

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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Postby dinowuff » Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:25 pm

Aspman wrote:It's in my contract I'm not allowed to kill them. Even if I do it quietly.
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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Postby DaFoxx » Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:26 pm

Asp do it again :shock: :mad: :galdancin:

Aspman wrote:Hey.

I've a BSc in Pharmacology. I've no idea why I'm here either.
And I liked injecting monkeys....one for you, one for me.... :shock:
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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Postby dinowuff » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:57 pm

DinoWuff wrote:Do you realize that you just posted that you destroyed your teenage daughters stolen thong?


Egaladeist wrote:She wasn't wearing it at the time :mrgreen:


You'll just have to find the thread to determine why the Egg man had his daughters (Teenage at that) underware...
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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Postby DaFoxx » Sat May 11, 2013 11:52 pm

DaFoxx wrote:RIGHT
not drunk yet BUT
off the weekend to a bike rally in Scotland
where I intend to get STOCIOUSLY drunken on Friday
will be WAY to pished to get to a PC, and be in NO way able to work the fecker either

[editors note - useless fat twat can barely be described as computer literate at the best of times]

will be away all weekend, in deepest drunkest Gallway
wish me luck
I will report back when I return
IF I can be arsed :D


DaFoxx wrote:have been as smashed as a very smashed thing after it has been smashed repeatedly with the smashy stick


just been into drunken thread, looking back found this in there too
do not recall typing it at time, but even added in my own edit, at least I think it was me ..........

too funny that thread
but just been looking at this one now
we really should promote these two threads more
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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Postby dinowuff » Mon May 20, 2013 4:10 pm

DaFoxx wrote:you should have learned by now, that the FOXX ups occur when I am NOT drinking
cos then I get delusions of adequacy, and think I know what the feck I am doing
when I'm sizzled, things just happen, and if it fecks up, I forgot it was me and blame Eg
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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Postby Egaladeist » Fri May 24, 2013 1:41 pm

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