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Post: # 117472Post Vorlin
Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:55 pm

<@Outerlimit> sorry i hit the wrong country when disconnecting canadia


In the world of protection, one thing is for sure: security = 1 / convenience.

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Post: # 117474Post Morganlefay
Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:59 pm

another one that cant spell :roll:

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Post: # 117527Post Morganlefay
Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:27 am

Ally wrote:
Copying and Pasting is so stressful ..... but I'll see if I can manage ... just for you Eggie :lol:
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Post: # 117530Post Vorlin
Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:03 pm

Morganlefay wrote:another one that cant spell :roll:

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*pssst* You forgot the apostrophe in can't... *hides*

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Post: # 117542Post Morganlefay
Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:14 pm

psst

Thats punctuation...not spelling

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Post: # 117544Post DaFoxx
Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:29 pm

psst

I most certainly AM
it said on me bottle of wine

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SO, here I am :P :)
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Post: # 117545Post Vorlin
Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:30 pm

Hehe, MLF, still makes for bad structure when one's trying to rag on someone else's spelling or grammar. :D
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Post: # 117620Post dinowuff
Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:26 pm

Maverick in the Chat Room wrote:11:22 <@DinoWuff> free beer if you do
11:23 <@DinoWuff> and you get to tap OL's ex girlfriend
11:23 <@DinoWuff> and current gf
11:23 <@DinoWuff> just for the fun of it
11:23 <@DinoWuff> As an added bonus...
11:23 <@DinoWuff> You can tap OL too
11:23 <@Maverick> Oh ok, I'll be good..
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Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:53 pm

Harry wrote:Must have been uber leet haxor pen tester Outterlimit....last I heard though he only pen tests IRC channels...
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:54 pm

12:39 <@Maverick> oh God I feel a dump coming on... damnit, I'm in the middle
of something too..
12:40 <@Maverick> holy crap I gotta go..
12:40 <@Maverick> there's a demon in my ass..
12:43 <@Maverick> oh noes, there's somebody in the shitter.. i'm fucked
12:43 <@cgkanchi> mav, just aim for the gap under the door
12:43 <@Maverick> right now i'm afraid for my boxers.. oh god
12:43 <@cgkanchi> go in the sink?
12:43 <@Maverick> i might hav etoo
12:43 <@Maverick> it's raining outside, maybe i'll just go out there
14:35 < Maverick> I'm a gaywad

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Kwiep wrote:Crap. Now next to the heroin and speed, I have to stuff my cellphone up my arse too?
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Post: # 120098Post Egaladeist
Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:29 am

Talen said:
You realize, of course, that's like saying, "We don't do tuna, we do fish."

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Post: # 120266Post outerlimit
Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:27 am

Egaladeist wrote:she had me playing with things I never touch like command prompt...
14:35 < Maverick> I'm a gaywad

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Post: # 120308Post Morganlefay
Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:32 pm

My hero Dino the bastard on someother site
OK Here's the deal: I'm 40 some odd years old. Drink, smoke, drive 90 mph on the highway while steering with my knees (hands busy cracking a beer).

So I'm thinking I'm not going to make it to 100 years old thus my life is half over. i,e, It can't be life in prison, the most I can get is half life...

Now in walks some CEO CFO CIO C-Type idiot and says:

"I want wireless throughout the building. My son went to BestBuy over the weekend and purchased these..." Insert 10 (yes ten) linksys wireless ROUTERS on my desk--- "Please install them asap".

So I close my eyes and envision myself grabbing that idiot by the back of his neck and slamming his face forward onto the pile of routers. Then with one quick swoop, ripping off one of the wireless antenna's and gouging his eyes out.

I open my eyes just to see he's still standing there waiting for my acknowledgment. I'm not sure how he interpreted my facial expression, but I doubt he realized that I was rationalizing homicide.

/end rant
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