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Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:56 pm
by Egaladeist
Dino the bastard on someother site
Dino has his own site...cool :D linky?

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:18 pm
by Morganlefay

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:54 am
by |3lack|ce
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ASP on 10/20/2008 09:22
The e-mail account does not accept whinny messages at the organization this message was sent to. Check the subject line or content for bitching and whining, replace offending lines or paragraphs then resend.
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-dinowuff, in (yet another) Hall of Fame entry!

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:44 pm
by Opus
No access to see it, not enough posts :(

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:35 pm
by Morganlefay
Morganlefay wrote:My hero Dino the bastard on someother site
OK Here's the deal: I'm 40 some odd years old. Drink, smoke, drive 90 mph on the highway while steering with my knees (hands busy cracking a beer).

So I'm thinking I'm not going to make it to 100 years old thus my life is half over. i,e, It can't be life in prison, the most I can get is half life...

Now in walks some CEO CFO CIO C-Type idiot and says:

"I want wireless throughout the building. My son went to BestBuy over the weekend and purchased these..." Insert 10 (yes ten) linksys wireless ROUTERS on my desk--- "Please install them asap".

So I close my eyes and envision myself grabbing that idiot by the back of his neck and slamming his face forward onto the pile of routers. Then with one quick swoop, ripping off one of the wireless antenna's and gouging his eyes out.

I open my eyes just to see he's still standing there waiting for my acknowledgment. I'm not sure how he interpreted my facial expression, but I doubt he realized that I was rationalizing homicide.

/end rant
:good:
MLF

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:50 pm
by dinowuff
Opus wrote:My wife used to introduce me to her friends and tell them I was in computers, which led to them asking if I wouldn't mind having a look at their computer. Well, that got old real fast, I now have her introduce me and tell them I'm a Proctologist , so far, no takers, life is good.

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:01 pm
by Egaladeist
Ice wrote:
Here's to HEAT! Not the kind that ignites and burns down shanties, but instead the kind that excites and slides down panties.
now that's a quote :D

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:19 am
by outerlimit
drunk.

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:40 pm
by |3lack|ce
outerlimit wrote, while celebrating his 21st birthday:
i need pussy
I second that. Everyone needs to get laid on their birthday.

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:59 pm
by SirDice
|3lack|ce wrote:outerlimit wrote, while celebrating his 21st birthday:
i need pussy
I second that. Everyone needs to get laid on their birthday.
Err probably didn't happen... As he also posted this:
Topic: hND CARM
HI NEED SOME MY HAND ARE CHAPPED ANC RADKICNG.
We do believe he meant "handcreme", because his hand :pleasantry: has gone all wrinkly

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:43 pm
by Morganlefay
Harry wrote:So why post in the tutorial section then, nob head.
heheheheh

MLF

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:58 pm
by SirDice
Morganlefay wrote:I plan on shagging all the married men that flirt with me and then telling their wives :mrgreen:
< almost wished < was married :rolf6:

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:44 pm
by Morganlefay
Ally wrote:

I don't date, I'm menopausal, and for the safety of all concerned it will have to stay that way for a while :galdancin:
MLF

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:11 pm
by Morganlefay
Dino wrote (on some other site)
Maybe the first rule of networking?

Rule 1. There are only two things that can destroy a perfectly good, working network: Users and Printers.
How true!!


MLF

Re: Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:29 pm
by Vorlin
He stole that from my line on unix: you can ruin a perfectly good unix box with two things, users and printers. He's not the only unix guy around here you know!