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Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:21 pm
by konijntje
I'm always seeing extremely funny things said by people here. Things where...if just extracted and layed out on a piece of paper would be hilarious. So, I've been thinking, we should have a thread, as a STICKY, to just post brief one - two liners by members. Sort of an on-going list of funny, ironic, or unlikely quotes.

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:22 pm
by konijntje
Chickens have a very low center of gravity... don't just assume they are like us...
misjudging the capacity of the owls lungs, over inflates them so they explode causing the whole owl to inflate into a feathery ball.

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:54 pm
by catch
We seem to have it in for our feathered friends.



Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:57 pm
by konijntje
I pissed standing up my entire life. I can piss trough a straw without hitting the sides

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:01 pm
by Relyt
Don't kick a skunk in the butt!


Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:03 pm
by Relyt
Interesting, I can edit this but not delete it.


Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:58 pm
by konijntje
I've never seen a chicken decapitated but judging from what others have said it doesn't sound unreasonable to imagine a headless chicken running around a small circular mud hut type of house.
- Aspman

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:16 pm
by konijntje
...because she put all her expectations on the cheese and she has absolutely no clue whats gonne happen now.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:18 pm
by konijntje
I've got too many people worrying about me as it is. You'd think I hung out with a posse of Jewish mothers.

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:25 pm
by cemetric
Ermm...I like the smell of kaaskroketten.
- Konijntje

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:50 am
by Aspman
At this point, once they are incapacitated you really have a choice, you can break their legs, but I think as a first warning pissing on them will suffice.

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:16 pm
by konijntje
you know what is a bitch to get clean? italian magratita tagiatella something pasta

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:34 pm
by Harry
Hello officer...tunnel, what tunnel?

Nokia - last night walking through the Mersey Tunnel in Liverpool- very pissed.

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:36 pm
by Aspman
I mean granted its interesting in terms of technology, its an interesting development, but in terms of a product to make money, they'd be better off selling poo!

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:36 pm
by J_K9
cannot get my guy to sit in th ebase and shoot UP
he just wants to die :D
DaFoxx, talking about himself playing Counter-Strike:Source