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Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:21 pm
by konijntje
I'm always seeing extremely funny things said by people here. Things where...if just extracted and layed out on a piece of paper would be hilarious. So, I've been thinking, we should have a thread, as a STICKY, to just post brief one - two liners by members. Sort of an on-going list of funny, ironic, or unlikely quotes.

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:22 pm
by konijntje
Chickens have a very low center of gravity... don't just assume they are like us...
-catch
misjudging the capacity of the owls lungs, over inflates them so they explode causing the whole owl to inflate into a feathery ball.
-noia

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:54 pm
by catch
We seem to have it in for our feathered friends.

cheers,

catch

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:57 pm
by konijntje
I pissed standing up my entire life. I can piss trough a straw without hitting the sides
-Kwiep

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:01 pm
by Relyt
Don't kick a skunk in the butt!

:lol:

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:03 pm
by Relyt
Interesting, I can edit this but not delete it.

:?

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:58 pm
by konijntje
I've never seen a chicken decapitated but judging from what others have said it doesn't sound unreasonable to imagine a headless chicken running around a small circular mud hut type of house.
- Aspman

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:16 pm
by konijntje
...because she put all her expectations on the cheese and she has absolutely no clue whats gonne happen now.
-Kwiep

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:18 pm
by konijntje
I've got too many people worrying about me as it is. You'd think I hung out with a posse of Jewish mothers.
-catch

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:25 pm
by cemetric
Ermm...I like the smell of kaaskroketten.
- Konijntje

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:50 am
by Aspman
At this point, once they are incapacitated you really have a choice, you can break their legs, but I think as a first warning pissing on them will suffice.
Catch

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:16 pm
by konijntje
you know what is a bitch to get clean? italian magratita tagiatella something pasta
-Kw33ptj3

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:34 pm
by Harry
Hello officer...tunnel, what tunnel?

Nokia - last night walking through the Mersey Tunnel in Liverpool- very pissed.

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:36 pm
by Aspman
I mean granted its interesting in terms of technology, its an interesting development, but in terms of a product to make money, they'd be better off selling poo!
Shipp

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:36 pm
by J_K9
cannot get my guy to sit in th ebase and shoot UP
he just wants to die :D
DaFoxx, talking about himself playing Counter-Strike:Source