Ruin a wish, Make a wish thread

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Ruin a wish, Make a wish thread

Post: # 60204Post |3lack|ce
Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:26 pm

It goes like this. Grant the person's wish above you, but somehow twist it around so it completely ruins it.
then make a wish of your own.

for example:

person x: I wish i could turn invisible at will.

person y: GRANTED, however that ability makes you sing 'mary had a little lamb' until you are visible again.

person y: I wish I could have $5,000,000.

person z: GRANTED, however people nearby are put into a frenzy and you're immediately jumped by them leaving you not only penniless but also naked.

and so on...


I'll start with the first wish:

I wish all the boxes in the new |cehaus were unpacked and everything put away neatly.


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Post: # 60207Post Elsparrow
Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:28 pm

GRANTED however the items are located within your neighbours houses.

I wish for a Ducati 1098s superbike :D
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Post: # 60208Post DaFoxx
Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:30 pm

GRANTED

however, I'VE got the keys

I wish for world peace :P
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Post: # 60210Post Opus
Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:31 pm

And the boxes are put away neatly
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Post: # 60211Post Opus
Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:35 pm

/me hands foxxy a piece of the world
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Post: # 60214Post Aspman
Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:52 pm

^ Opus wishes he could read all a post before replying

< granted but now your fingers are too fat to type

I wish for a night of rampant "How's your father" with Carmen Electra
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Post: # 60224Post Panama Red
Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:37 pm

GRANTED

However, she comes with Dennis Rodman.. :lol:

I wish for winter to end.....
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Post: # 60229Post Deeboe
Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:46 pm

Wish granted, but you are then moved to Antartica.

I wish it was Friday and I was at the bar with some buddies.

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Post: # 60230Post llama love
Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:49 pm

Granted but Foxx has sucked the place dry.

I wish no one would ruin my wishes :D :P
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Post: # 60232Post Vorlin
Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:50 pm

GRANTED...but all of them tell you they're gay and you've secretly been the object of their affection...

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Post: # 60233Post Shippwreck
Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:52 pm

GRANTED.... errrr.... but now you can't wish :mrgreen:

I wish that we could travel to other planets...

EDIT: gott beaten too it!

GRANTED, you can find one... however she's taken!

I wish that we could travel to other planets... again...
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Post: # 60244Post dinowuff
Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:07 pm

Granted However logic bombed when you said we instead of I. Wish now set to Null

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Post: # 60246Post cemetric
Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:10 pm

GRANTED

But now your IQ drops to about 60 !

I wish I lived in Canada !

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Post: # 60247Post cgkanchi
Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:11 pm

Granted! But then you're out of a job.

I wish I could go back in time two thousand years.
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Post: # 60249Post cemetric
Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:13 pm

GRANTED

But now you're a female pigfarmer

I wish I could fly a helicopter

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