Ruin a wish, Make a wish thread

The place to kick back, relax, post general bullshit, and grill a few on the BBQ. Whatever doesn't fit into another forum would go here. We periodically go through and move posts to the correct forum, but we do charge a case of Beer every time we have to.
User avatar
DaFoxx
DaBOSS
Posts: 8734
Joined: Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:20 am
Are you a Spammer: No
Location: 3rd Rock from the Sun

Post: # 60369Post DaFoxx
Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:37 pm

GRANTED

but it's Asp's budget :P start walking :)


Beware of Geeks bearing GIF's :shock:

alleyCat
I type, therefore I am
Posts: 843
Joined: Wed May 24, 2006 12:24 am
Location: Sydney, Australia

Post: # 60376Post alleyCat
Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:15 am

Shippwreck wrote:herpes!!! i'd have given him crabs ;)
Yes but herpes is permanent...

User avatar
Shippwreck
I've posted HOW many
Posts: 4195
Joined: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:38 pm
Location: Stevenage, UK
Contact:

Post: # 60377Post Shippwreck
Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:24 am

fair play!
Image
Google is god... of the internet :mrgreen:

User avatar
jaymill230
UtterTazNutter
Posts: 2227
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:59 pm
Location: Camp Lejeune, NC
Contact:

Post: # 60384Post jaymill230
Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:18 am

I wish I had feeling in my left toes

User avatar
|3lack|ce
Let's play Global Thermonuclear War!
Posts: 2133
Joined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:50 pm
Location: Podunk Texas

Post: # 60390Post |3lack|ce
Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:37 am

Granted, but now they hurt constantly and the right ones are numb.

I wish the dog would quit snacking in the cat's litterbox.
The one thing a customer service specialist can never teach is 'being nice.'

User avatar
jaymill230
UtterTazNutter
Posts: 2227
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:59 pm
Location: Camp Lejeune, NC
Contact:

Post: # 60394Post jaymill230
Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:43 am

Granted

but now YOU snack in the cat's litterbox

I wish I had a nice guitar

User avatar
Egaladeist
I am the Eg man : Coo Coo Ca Choo
Posts: 18908
Joined: Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:02 am
Location: Canada

Post: # 60395Post Egaladeist
Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:30 am

GRANTED but it's haunted by Elvis's twin brother Delvis

I wish I had two scoops of chocolate ice cream, a warm blanket, two candles, and a date with Sandra Bullock to see how fast she can really go :D

User avatar
jaymill230
UtterTazNutter
Posts: 2227
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:59 pm
Location: Camp Lejeune, NC
Contact:

Post: # 60396Post jaymill230
Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:17 am

granted

but its sandra bullock at the tender age of 96, with no teeth

I wish eg didn't make me make that image in my mind

User avatar
Egaladeist
I am the Eg man : Coo Coo Ca Choo
Posts: 18908
Joined: Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:02 am
Location: Canada

Post: # 60399Post Egaladeist
Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:42 am

GRANTED but then those images are then replaced by nightime images of Asp frolicking in a field with White n Wooly Sunday lunch on legs

I wish I could fly

User avatar
Aspman
Frustrated Mad Scientist
Posts: 8868
Joined: Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:07 am
Location: Scotland

Post: # 60424Post Aspman
Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:19 am

Granted but you become a mayfly and you've only 24hr to live

I wish that Tony Bliar gets caught being rogered by Prescott whilst snorting coke from John Reid's butt crack
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)

User avatar
harrykeavan
I COULD be out shopping
Posts: 91
Joined: Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:07 pm

Post: # 60429Post harrykeavan
Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:18 am

Granted but then boring Brown would be in charge.


I wish that i could get six numbers up tomorrow.

User avatar
Aspman
Frustrated Mad Scientist
Posts: 8868
Joined: Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:07 am
Location: Scotland

Post: # 60439Post Aspman
Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:40 pm

Granted but the ticket is eaten by a passing llama

I wish it was 5pm and I wasn't so bored
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)

User avatar
cemetric
Corporate Spy
Posts: 3641
Joined: Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:33 pm
Location: Paradise Corrupt

Post: # 60442Post cemetric
Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:05 pm

Granted

But it's 5pm next monday !

I wish the weekend lasts longer !

=C=
Image

User avatar
llama love
UtterTazNutter
Posts: 2971
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:18 pm
Are you a Spammer: No
Location: Staffordshire, UK
Contact:

Post: # 60445Post llama love
Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:20 pm

Granted but you have to do overtime all through it.

I wish the computers at uni would actully run the software I need to do the coursework thats due in 2 hours.
Image

Elsparrow
In with the out crowd
Posts: 1964
Joined: Mon May 22, 2006 9:43 pm

Post: # 60446Post Elsparrow
Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:38 pm

Granted, but the server crashes wiping your documents.

I wish I had a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Image

Post Reply