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Should Snowmen and Vegetables have rights?

Postby Egaladeist » Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:34 pm

OK...in light of the recent attacks on Snowmen a group calling itself the The Snow-People Brigade have launched an offensive against the veggie group Vegetables are People Too.

The UN is deliberating upon which side should be granted rights under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights

' if we grant Snowmen their fundamental rights then under the protections we would grant them...eg. year-round world-wide winter...this would have a disastrous affect upon Vegetables..yet, on the other hand, if we grant Vegetables their fundamental rights then under the protections, eg. year-round world-wide summer, then, this would have a disastrous affect upon Snowmen...therefore we are faced with a dilemma '

So...do you think Snowmen or Vegetables should have Rights? :mrgreen:
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Re: Should Snowmen and Vegetables have rights?

Postby SirDice » Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:01 pm

Being a snowman isn't easy...

You get rolled around in snow until you're fat..
They stick coal in your mouth and eyes..
They then ram a large carrot up your nose..
If you're really unfortunately they'll shove a bushy branch up your ..

And once they're done ridiculing you they'll leave you to melt and rot :crying2:
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