Guess whose back!!!!

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Guess whose back!!!!

Postby chaosclown » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:22 am

Yo...totally surprised my account info is still here lol :mad: .

Sorry I haven't been around in ages....Got a new job! Im a Sys Admin now lol!!! and moved to a new city and stuff. So how have you guys been? Whose got the keys to the bar? :cheers:
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Re: Guess whose back!!!!

Postby DaFoxx » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:12 pm

as per usual - I have keys to said bar :)
as for who is around, just the [VERY] few die hards
we have been dead in water for a couple of years now, but we refuse to go, well, at least not while bar is stocked :hysterical:

we do however, drop in once in a blue moon to hurl abuse at each other, so nothing has really changed
good to see you back, promise to drop in once a month or so, and you WILL see one or two of the old guard around

stay safe, and good to see / hear from you again
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Re: Guess whose back!!!!

Postby dinowuff » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:14 pm

So you say you are a SysAdmin???? Are you ready for the test? OH and by the way, welcome back to the jungle.
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Re: Guess whose back!!!!

Postby chaosclown » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:35 pm

Thanks guys! Yes I shall keep in touch! lol test away sir dino....I believe I am ready!
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Re: Guess whose back!!!!

Postby DaFoxx » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:32 pm

you have already failed
as I STILL have the keys :hysterical:
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Re: Guess whose back!!!!

Postby dinowuff » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:28 pm

chaosclown wrote:Thanks guys! Yes I shall keep in touch! lol test away sir dino....I believe I am ready!



According to some stupid website dedicated to pretending to understand SysAdmins and interview questions. Read the following and respond with the proper / real SysAdmin answer - number each of your answers with the number of the original question posed. Supplied are the stupid website answers to the questions posed...

Question 1: What happens when I type this at a shell prompt: “telnet http://www.wikipedia.org?”
Stupid website answer to question one; according to stupid website: “How much time do I have to answer? Fifteen minutes? Great. I’ll walk you through every step and connection in the process.”

Question 2: A HTTP monitor says the website is down. You can telnet to the port. What do you do?
Stupid website answer to question two; If the Web page is up when I telnet to the port, I’d ask how long the monitor has been down. Then, I’d check to see if the outage was due to flapping, a system outage or a system overload that occurred during back-up. I’ll modify the monitor, once I identify the issue. Should I describe my troubleshooting process?”

Question 3: How have you used your knowledge of operating systems to optimize the network?
Stupid website answer to question three: “I’ve used an operating systems to track files, manage data input and output on multiple devices and allocate resources such as CPU, RAM, disk, network, video and sound to various processes. Beyond the basics, I've used my knowledge of various operating systems to improve system design and architecture and run apps more efficiently. May I share an example?

Now Mr. Clown, you do not have to be a Bastard, or even have to attempt to give a Bastard answer.. But please give your true answers to theses three questions. EVERYONE ELSE STFU! There may be a new SysAdmin among us!
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Re: Guess whose back!!!!

Postby Egaladeist » Fri May 01, 2015 4:45 am

To answer Question 1: What happens when I type this at a shell prompt
Answer : you get gas...or is it I get gas, well someone gets gas at a Shell Station

To answer Question 2: A HTTP monitor says the website is down. You can telnet to the port. What do you do?
Answer : Teleport to it.

To answer Question 3: How have you used your knowledge of operating systems to optimize the network?
Answer : What's an operating system?

To answer Question 4:
Answer : What were we talking about again?

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Re: Guess whose back!!!!

Postby chaosclown » Mon May 11, 2015 1:50 am

Answer to Question 1:
'telnet' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

Answer to Question 2:
Navigate to the website?

Answer to Question 3:
Block all teh pr0nz?


Yea I never said I was a good Sys Admin :mad:
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Re: Guess whose back!!!!

Postby dinowuff » Wed May 13, 2015 2:51 am

Answer 1 and 2 are correct chaos - however number 3 is incorrect. The correct answer to #3 is LOG all the p0rn, not block.

So long and thanks for all the fish
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Re: Guess whose back!!!!

Postby chaosclown » Thu May 19, 2016 6:31 pm

Wow been an entire year since I've posted here again lol......You old guys haven't kicked the bucket yet?
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Re: Guess whose back!!!!

Postby Aspman » Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:51 am

Not yet.

Occasional visitors only.
I speak with the few of the guys more often through other media.
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Re: Guess whose back!!!!

Postby DaFoxx » Sat Jul 09, 2016 5:13 pm

first time back in a while, time flies, life goes on, doesn't get any easier either :P
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