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Ally
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Post: # 97480Post Ally
Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:58 pm

Maverick wrote::shock:

** This thread has officially disturbed me **
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be heaven or this could be hell’
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel california
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the captain,
’please bring me my wine’
He said, ’we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel california
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin’ it up at the hotel california
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said ’we are all just prisoners here, of our own device’
And in the master’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can’t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
’relax,’ said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!


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Aspman
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Post: # 97484Post Aspman
Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:09 pm

Maverick wrote::shock:

** This thread has officially disturbed me **
But you just can't look away can you :wink:

Good at running in heels from biker gangs Foxy?
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Post: # 97486Post DaFoxx
Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:14 pm

^ I AM the biker gang :shock:
always wear stockings in winter on the bike too
don't keep me warm :?




but they Do keep me going :hysterical:
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Ally
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Post: # 97496Post Ally
Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:14 pm

DaFoxx wrote:^ I AM the biker gang :shock:
always wear stockings in winter on the bike too
don't keep me warm :?




but they Do keep me going :hysterical:
Are you one of the All Bran brigade Foxy ?
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Post: # 97527Post DaFoxx
Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:56 pm

^ scared to ask
but HAS to :oops:

All Bran ?
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Post: # 97579Post Ally
Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:20 pm

DaFoxx wrote:^ scared to ask
but HAS to :oops:

All Bran ?
They did a tv ad here in Oz where all these bikers turn up at a small country truck stop ...... fear in the eyes of the workers and customers ..... they walk into the cafe .... menacing music plays ..... they take off their helmets ........ moment of drama ..... they are all over 60 and the waitress says ..... bowl of All Bran ...... then everyone smiles, laughs and eats Kellogs All Bran.

It's full of fibre to keep you internally fit in your old age :lol:
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Post: # 97596Post THE Doctor
Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:41 am

DaFoxx wrote:^ scared to ask
but HAS to :oops:

All Bran ?
It is a high fiber breakfast cereal . . . prescribed to old bikers who wear stockings
.. The trouble with life is there's no background music..

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Post: # 97640Post DaFoxx
Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:12 am

^ OLD :evil:
I'll have you know I still have ALL my own teeth
I keep em in a jar under me bed :P :)

and I do NOT need fibre to keep ME regular
I go every day 07:00


now if I could just wake up in time :oops: :hysterical:
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Post: # 97643Post Panama Red
Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:22 am

I like raisin bran meself....helps the taste....oh and throw in some bananas...just like clockwork...not exactly Timex, more like a sundial... :mad: :P
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Post: # 97666Post Derbz
Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:08 pm

DaFoxx wrote:and I do NOT need fibre to keep ME regular
I go every day 07:00


now if I could just wake up in time :oops: :hysterical:
rofl, thats sick!!!

a particular scene from trainspotting comes to mind

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Post: # 97672Post Aspman
Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:30 pm

Spud. What a hero.
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