Boss: "We need to have a new web site"
Me: "O.K., Windows? M$SQL or is MySQL ok"
Boss: "Ask marketing"
Me: "You want a windows server for web development?"
Marketing: "Yea"
Me: "I've opened port(s) 21, 80 and 8080 use this userID and Password for RDP"
Marketing: "We are going to contract out the development"
Me: "O.K."
year later...
Boss: "Website is ready to go live"
Me: "Really, I thought that was on hold, had not heard anything about it for almost a year"
Boss: "Marketing says the developers are ready to transfer files from dev to production"
Me: "Nice, I'll set everything up"
... spend 10 minutes looking at dev site...
Me: "Yea Boss - I can't just transfer files and get the site running"
Boss: "Why"?
Me: "Cause the developers developed using PHP with Apache on a Linux box and we have a windows server using IIS".
Boss: "Is that a problem"?
Anyone want fries with that?