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Post: # 131595Post Aspman
Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:09 am



"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
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Post: # 131596Post SirDice
Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:18 am

All three are brilliant :mrgreen:
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Post: # 131600Post Morganlefay
Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:47 pm

Yes Asp....I have seen some Black Adders many moons ago.

although I am not too fond of the push technology of television...or the adverts.....although I must admit when in the UK I loved watching your tele....

I much prefer the pull technology of the interweb and all its tubes...

Thanks for the links :kiss:

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Post: # 133331Post Morganlefay
Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:30 pm

Aspman at it again....

Classic :rolf6:
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Post: # 134012Post dinowuff
Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:33 pm

Morganlefay wrote:oohh

scripts and alcohol

that will do it :shock:

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Post: # 134014Post Harry
Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:23 pm

^^ just seen that - thats fooking hilarious - going on my facebook status in a minute :)
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Post: # 134304Post dinowuff
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Aspman wrote:Hey Rapier click on this www.goatse.cx
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Post: # 134388Post keezel
Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:33 pm

the woman would have to have her tits firmly against the bulkhead or outer wall and something would have to hold her in place
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Post: # 134426Post Morganlefay
Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:09 pm

Mr Foxy's tips on pain killing
drinking a white Bordeaux, helped down with a heap of codiene / paracetamol and doclofenac [sp]
sore knee .................. I reckon you could chop the fecker OFF right now, and I'd only find out when I stood up
and then Mr Asp's reply
Christ Almighty Fox, you're turning into Gore.
Too funny

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Post: # 135648Post dinowuff
Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:25 pm

Aspman wrote:It's in my contract I'm not allowed to kill them. Even if I do it quietly.
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Post: # 137662Post DaFoxx
Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:26 pm

Asp do it again :shock: :mad: :galdancin:
Aspman wrote:Hey.

I've a BSc in Pharmacology. I've no idea why I'm here either.
And I liked injecting monkeys....one for you, one for me.... :shock:
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Post: # 137696Post dinowuff
Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:57 pm

DinoWuff wrote:Do you realize that you just posted that you destroyed your teenage daughters stolen thong?
Egaladeist wrote:She wasn't wearing it at the time :mrgreen:
You'll just have to find the thread to determine why the Egg man had his daughters (Teenage at that) underware...
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Post: # 143557Post DaFoxx
Sat May 11, 2013 11:52 pm

DaFoxx wrote:RIGHT
not drunk yet BUT
off the weekend to a bike rally in Scotland
where I intend to get STOCIOUSLY drunken on Friday
will be WAY to pished to get to a PC, and be in NO way able to work the fecker either

[editors note - useless fat twat can barely be described as computer literate at the best of times]

will be away all weekend, in deepest drunkest Gallway
wish me luck
I will report back when I return
IF I can be arsed :D
DaFoxx wrote:have been as smashed as a very smashed thing after it has been smashed repeatedly with the smashy stick
just been into drunken thread, looking back found this in there too
do not recall typing it at time, but even added in my own edit, at least I think it was me ..........

too funny that thread
but just been looking at this one now
we really should promote these two threads more
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Post: # 143634Post dinowuff
Mon May 20, 2013 4:10 pm

DaFoxx wrote:you should have learned by now, that the FOXX ups occur when I am NOT drinking
cos then I get delusions of adequacy, and think I know what the feck I am doing
when I'm sizzled, things just happen, and if it fecks up, I forgot it was me and blame Eg
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