Who Said That??? (Member Quotes)

Post: # 2698Post **konijntje** Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:21 pm

I'm always seeing extremely funny things said by people here. Things where...if just extracted and layed out on a piece of paper would be hilarious. So, I've been thinking, we should have a thread, as a STICKY, to just post brief one - two liners by members. Sort of an on-going list of funny, ironic, or unlikely quotes.

Post: # 2699Post **konijntje** Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:22 pm

Chickens have a very low center of gravity... don't just assume they are like us...

-catch

misjudging the capacity of the owls lungs, over inflates them so they explode causing the whole owl to inflate into a feathery ball.

-noia

Post: # 2704Post **catch** Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:54 pm

We seem to have it in for our feathered friends.

cheers,

catch

Post: # 2705Post **konijntje** Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:57 pm

I pissed standing up my entire life. I can piss trough a straw without hitting the sides

-Kwiep

Post: # 2708Post **Relyt** Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:01 pm

Don't kick a skunk in the butt!

Post: # 2709Post **Relyt** Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:03 pm

Interesting, I can edit this but not delete it.

Post: # 2792Post **konijntje** Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:58 pm

I've never seen a chicken decapitated but judging from what others have said it doesn't sound unreasonable to imagine a headless chicken running around a small circular mud hut type of house.

- Aspman

Post: # 3018Post **konijntje** Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:16 pm

...because she put all her expectations on the cheese and she has absolutely no clue whats gonne happen now.

-Kwiep

Post: # 3019Post **konijntje** Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:18 pm

I've got too many people worrying about me as it is. You'd think I hung out with a posse of Jewish mothers.

-catch

Post: # 3020Post **cemetric** Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:25 pm

Ermm...I like the smell of kaaskroketten.

- Konijntje

Post: # 3976Post **Aspman** Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:50 am

At this point, once they are incapacitated you really have a choice, you can break their legs, but I think as a first warning pissing on them will suffice.

Catch

Post: # 4000Post **konijntje** Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:16 pm

you know what is a bitch to get clean? italian magratita tagiatella something pasta

-Kw33ptj3

Post: # 5236Post **Harry** Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:34 pm

Hello officer...tunnel, what tunnel?

Nokia - last night walking through the Mersey Tunnel in Liverpool- very pissed.

Post: # 9629Post **Aspman** Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:36 pm

I mean granted its interesting in terms of technology, its an interesting development, but in terms of a product to make money, they'd be better off selling poo!

Shipp

Post: # 9656Post **J_K9** Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:36 pm

cannot get my guy to sit in th ebase and shoot UP
he just wants to die

DaFoxx, talking about himself playing Counter-Strike:Source