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He's Dalek the navy man
When women came near him he ran
Except for the one name MiLF
With her he was pure filth
Until he found out she was a man
When women came near him he ran
Except for the one name MiLF
With her he was pure filth
Until he found out she was a man
Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system..
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- Panama Red
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Dinowuff is an average kind of yank
Y'know the usual kind, think as a plank
Last night he ballsed up a program he wrote in C
Proved beyond all doubt, he's just an IT wannabee
Dinowuff.....married to Hank
Y'know the usual kind, think as a plank
Last night he ballsed up a program he wrote in C
Proved beyond all doubt, he's just an IT wannabee
Dinowuff.....married to Hank
Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system..
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There's this guy name Dalek, real name Jim,
Most around here think he is lying, his real name is Kim
He was in the navy, worked on a submarine
People got suspicious, he hung around the latrine
He meant no harm, he was just looking the odd bloke to rim
Most around here think he is lying, his real name is Kim
He was in the navy, worked on a submarine
People got suspicious, he hung around the latrine
He meant no harm, he was just looking the odd bloke to rim
Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system..
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- dinowuff
- I've posted HOW many
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Nokia's no poet
Everyone here knows it
Maybe he's just high on weed
But his post in this thread
Are making my eyes bleed
Perhaps we should move this
To a new thread in S-M-S
Like a dog with no bark
Eating his own mess
Still living in mum's basement - Mark?
Everyone here knows it
Maybe he's just high on weed
But his post in this thread
Are making my eyes bleed
Perhaps we should move this
To a new thread in S-M-S
Like a dog with no bark
Eating his own mess
Still living in mum's basement - Mark?

No lusers were harmed in the creation of this Taz Zone Post.
AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY NOT!
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- Egaladeist
- I am the Eg man : Coo Coo Ca Choo
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Our Ally is a lady of the night
Her talents bring her clients great delight
If you can afford a fetish
You can try her chocolate starfish
Though your bell-end will now smell of Auzzy sh1te
Her talents bring her clients great delight
If you can afford a fetish
You can try her chocolate starfish
Though your bell-end will now smell of Auzzy sh1te
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)
There was once a guy called asp
Who got himself stung by a wasp
The doctor said "Hey!"
That wasp was gay
And was just looking for a queer to clasp
Who got himself stung by a wasp
The doctor said "Hey!"
That wasp was gay
And was just looking for a queer to clasp
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