Taz Limericks

[Harry]

He's Dalek the navy man
When women came near him he ran
Except for the one name MiLF
With her he was pure filth
Until he found out she was a man

[dinowuff]

Nokia a bastard he's not
Wireless tut's he writes are hot
But upon her return
Nokias ass will burn
And we'll have to bury him in the back lot

[Panama Red]

Here is a story
About Nokia in his glory
Shall I begin it
There’s nothing in it
And so Nokia became Rory


(feck I hate poetry.... )

[Harry]

Dinowuff is an average kind of yank
Y'know the usual kind, think as a plank
Last night he ballsed up a program he wrote in C
Proved beyond all doubt, he's just an IT wannabee
Dinowuff.....married to Hank

[Harry]

There's this guy name Dalek, real name Jim,
Most around here think he is lying, his real name is Kim
He was in the navy, worked on a submarine
People got suspicious, he hung around the latrine
He meant no harm, he was just looking the odd bloke to rim

[Aspman]

When Dalek was young he lived on a sub
There wasn't no shower, there wasn't no pub
The women were banned
So sailors took it in hand
And wore their poor peckers to a stub.

[dinowuff]

Nokia's no poet
Everyone here knows it
Maybe he's just high on weed
But his post in this thread
Are making my eyes bleed

Perhaps we should move this
To a new thread in S-M-S
Like a dog with no bark
Eating his own mess
Still living in mum's basement - Mark?

[Panama Red]

When Asp was a young man
He would hang out in his van
Until one day, being aloof
He was accosted by a poof
To this day Asp must carry a jerrycan

[Aspman]

[Ally]

There was a man named asp
Whose pecker I tried to grasp
The thing was so small
A detective I had to call
But it was all to no avail

[Egaladeist]

[Aspman]

Our Ally is a lady of the night
Her talents bring her clients great delight
If you can afford a fetish
You can try her chocolate starfish
Though your bell-end will now smell of Auzzy sh1te

[Ally]

I once owned a White n Wooly Sunday lunch on legs called aspman
Who fancied another White n Wooly Sunday lunch on legs named stan
The two of them got a pumping
and before I stopped the humping
They'd f*cked themselves into a jumper

[cgkanchi]

There was once a guy called asp
Who got himself stung by a wasp
The doctor said "Hey!"
That wasp was gay
And was just looking for a queer to clasp

[Aspman]

Kanchi is a scientist
He finds it hard he's mostly pissed
His lab coat now green
From chemicals obscene
He melted his legs which he missed