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Re: The Official Joke Thread

Post: # 148112Post DaFoxx
Sun May 16, 2021 11:18 pm

I think my wife is putting glue on my rifle collection. She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.


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Sun May 16, 2021 11:23 pm

Two Scousers are riding a bicycle on a road about 15 miles outside of Manchester. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a ride.
He tells them they can ride in the trailer if they could fit in with 20,000 bowling balls he is hauling.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. Wanting to make up time the trucker speeds up.
Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding.
The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies, "Scouse eggs."
The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so she takes a look in the trailer.
She opens the back door and shocked, quickly shuts it and locks it.
She calls for immediate backup and an armed response team. The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many officers.
"I stopped an artic with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already stolen a bicycle!"
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